What good is the internet?

[howeverbrief]

Lady Fi: dumb internet
John: What the hell does it know?
Lady Fi: nothing!
John: And what's it ever done for us?
Lady Fi: um... lots of stuff
Lady Fi: sorry internet
John: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what has the Internet ever done for us?
Lady Fi: trivia! cross word puzzles!
Lady Fi: celebrity gossip!
Lady Fi: time wasting!
Lady Fi: very important
John: Wow, of all the ones you've said, that last one takes the cake
Lady Fi: haha
Lady Fi: you know it
John: God, al that time I could have been doing somethign productive, thank you internet
Lady Fi: haha
Lady Fi: it gets dates for people too
Lady Fi: or so i've heard
Lady Fi: and free porn?
Lady Fi: if it can't get you a date i guess haha
John: hahaha
John: also good for getting one night stands
Lady Fi: yeah i've heard that too
Lady Fi: and vd
John: so you get yourself a big box of condoms online and you're good
Lady Fi: haha
Lady Fi: sounds like the internet is the problem and the solution
John: no, that would be beer
Lady Fi: oh i know
Lady Fi: but beer doesn't get you condoms
John: right