Alternate Endings

[howeverbrief]

Sometimes I think of things to say long after I should say them:

"What are you doing?"
"Knitting and watching t.v."
"What? You're not knitting. What are you really doing?"

What I said: "No, I really am knitting."
What I could have said: "Um... Dance party?"

Oh, and about the air conditioner-- It was totally user error on my part. Embarrassing? Yes, but at least I know how it works now and didn't have to get major repairs done to it because of some crazy robbery. Ding!

Comments

[tabular-rasa.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you got me! I'm actually dissecting the carcass of the Sasquatch I caught yesterday. The soup will be ready in an hour if you want to come over."

[howeverbrief.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's better than my alternate.