Eff This

So I'm all, "Wah. Boo hoo, my heart hurts so much."

Then the world says, "How about I remind you what real pain feels like?"

So I trip while going down the stairs (to get a pen, no less) and bash my head into the futon frame, splitting open right above my eye about five minutes before I have to leave for class.

Awesome.

(Edit: And actually, the story may be lamer than that. I might have hit the box next to the bed. Boo.)