Still got it?

All right, seriously now. Random motorists need to stop yelling out of their car windows at me when I'm walking down the street, especially when I'm on break in front of the capitol. I'm minding my own business, taking a few minutes away from being in front of a stack of paper and computer screen for ten hours a day. I don't mind that, but it's nice to enjoy the sun and fresh air for a little bit. You don't need to be hollering, "Stop staring!" or, "Matrix!" or whatever other nonsense you can think of to jar me out of that. It's not cool.

But the whistling? Yeah, that's okay. Thanks.

EDIT: Oh, and something about talking like a pirate?

AFTERTHOUGHT: And if you're yelling at me because you know me, that's just rude because you should just come talk to me in person instead. I promise I won't bite you (unless I have a reason). ;)