Um... I'm appropriate?

How's this for a conversation?

(12:30:21 AM) NerdKatie24: should've figured out what spirit animal i am
(12:30:28 AM) Chicken Hippie: haha. platypus?
(12:30:28 AM) NerdKatie24: that would've changed everything
(12:30:31 AM) NerdKatie24: haha
(12:30:31 AM) NerdKatie24: slug
(12:30:37 AM) Chicken Hippie: oo banana slug
(12:30:44 AM) NerdKatie24: HAHA perfectr.
(12:31:31 AM) Chicken Hippie: spirit animals!
(12:31:46 AM) Chicken Hippie: banana slug split
(12:31:50 AM) NerdKatie24: HA
(12:31:56 AM) NerdKatie24: i need that tattoo
(12:32:02 AM) NerdKatie24: can you draw it? thanks.
(12:32:08 AM) Chicken Hippie: hahaha that would be awesome
(12:32:21 AM) Chicken Hippie: i need to write that down and work on it tomorrow
(12:32:25 AM) Chicken Hippie: cause i'm really busy
(12:32:25 AM) NerdKatie24: perfect
(12:32:41 AM) Chicken Hippie: maybe i'll even paint it
(12:32:55 AM) Chicken Hippie: wait, i can't paint worth a damn. oops
(12:34:27 AM) NerdKatie24: maybe tomorrow's the day
(12:35:01 AM) Chicken Hippie: i can paint sharks and fetuses and jellyfish
(12:35:04 AM) Chicken Hippie: and exboyfriends?
(12:35:07 AM) Chicken Hippie: wooo
(12:35:09 AM) NerdKatie24: woohoo!
(12:35:16 AM) NerdKatie24: fetuses. that's a good skill to have.
(12:35:22 AM) Chicken Hippie: i thought so
(12:37:21 AM) NerdKatie24: you can learn how to paint merkins on fetuses. then you can make millions.
(12:37:26 AM) Chicken Hippie: LOL
(12:37:29 AM) Chicken Hippie: oh MY
(12:37:40 AM) NerdKatie24: HA.
(12:37:55 AM) Chicken Hippie: what;'s that, a merkin on your fetus?
(12:37:57 AM) Chicken Hippie: why yes
(12:38:44 AM) NerdKatie24: why yes. now pay me $1,000,000
(12:38:52 AM) Chicken Hippie: hahaha
(12:39:02 AM) Chicken Hippie: perfect
(12:39:07 AM) NerdKatie24: you gotta pay me some royalties cuz it was partly my idea
(12:39:11 AM) Chicken Hippie: oh totally
(12:40:25 AM) NerdKatie24: sweet.
(12:40:42 AM) Chicken Hippie: yep, we'll ride this merkin fetus gravy train to the top