Eat Your Triscuits

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Chicken Hippie: i like triscuits
NerdKatie24: oh? then you should invest in some cracked pepper & olive oil variety..
Chicken Hippie: those are the best ones
NerdKatie24: they may help reduce the risk of heart disease
NerdKatie24: that's what the box says.
Chicken Hippie: really?
NerdKatie24: yup
NerdKatie24: so now you have to buy them or you will get heart disease
Chicken Hippie: lol
NerdKatie24: like it's something you can 'catch'
Chicken Hippie: women are more likely to die from heart disease
NerdKatie24: it's true
NerdKatie24: cuz they were not eating enough triscuits
Chicken Hippie: lol